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Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
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Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
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Me:
We cool?
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Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
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Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
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Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
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Me:
So...can I get out now?
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Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
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Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
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Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff
MY HEART
doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.
#how does a cat with a kleenex pillow ‘not go with your blog’#what the fuck are you doing with your life
it’s like a kitty sleeping beauty
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Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China
I’M FUCKIGN SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
cause these days you just gotta dress to impress
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Photo Fad of the Day: Dogs Wearing Pantyhose
It’s been quite a festive couple of weeks for photo fad memes: at first there was Hadokening (a.k.a Makankosappo) in Japan, followed by the American spin-off fad Vadering and now there’s Dogs Wearing Pantyhose (a.k.a Gou Gou Chuan Siwa), the latest bizarro meme from China’s largest microblogging network Weibo.
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what if valjean just popped out during a heart full of love and whispered to marius ‘a heart full of get the fuck away from my daughter im a convict i know how to hide a body;
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so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
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